And so the adventure begins.....

It's no coincidence that the next few days will be sunny skies, when things go this rightly, the weather too co-operates. My exciting journey begins tommorow and I'm so excited....so many changes coming. Hopefully your coming days will be lit with happy moments and ...

My life just changed!

Well things have certainly changed for me on the past 24 hrs, I'm doing a happy dance, all while crying. I'm excited and nervous....it's going to be a very interesting week.....keep your fingers crossed for me....

Those who claim to be #1

Be careful of those who promote themselves as being the best, #1, or better than, as often it's these types who'll stoop to the lowest levels to gain that perceived position. They're desperate for attention, and in need of acknowledgement and will do anything to...

Lyla again!!

Once again this review board has allowed one of their members to post retalitory crap on their board.

 In the general discussion area one escort has started a thread to "warn others" that another escort has an

Sicko!!

I'm publishing this number because the person who owns it doesn't understand the words "stop calling", "I don't want you calling me", etc. If he contimues, next step will be police involvement. This person has left numerous obnoxious, crude voicemails and at all...

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PEI...

Just getting back from my latest trip to Charlottetown, and once again, I was treated so well by the gentlemen there. My drive over was quick and easy, my drive back, a little less comfortable because of the storm, but  I left early enough to miss the worst...

What not to do....

I get a fair share of new clients, and with most, things go well, even great. But sometimes things just go  awry......

In order for any date to be a good or great one there has to be some sort of chemis...

Wake up Scotians!!

Did you forget that back in 2014 it was the conservatives that criminalized those who sought to purchase sexual services and aspects of selling those services! Do you really want more of that style of government. Do you truly believe that the government belongs in our bedrooms?

My lifesty...

It's cultural.....

The other day while leaving a Walmart parking lot (I know...shame on me for being at any Walmart), I noticed a man leaning on a shopping cart while his wife unloaded the groceries. I could tell they were Muslin, by her clothing...... After she unloaded all the g...

Things that annoy me....

People....lol.

Especially people who've a need to prattle on about how educated they are. Imo, those who do this are insecure about their societal status and therefore have a need to let anyone within ear or...

My stance.....

 

On the election.....Pc goverment now rules in Nova Scotia.....and I'm not happy about that. I made a couple of posts on twitter in which I griped, and can't do much beyond that. I'll sit back now and watch things unfold. Maybe it won't be so bad, mayb...

An interesting perspective...

I read a brief interview from a Canadian escort in which she commented about how wrong the media gets our profession. That they either depict us as needing rescuing, or they glamorize sex work in an unrealistic way, as in the movie "Pretty Woman".  Although...

Lets role play....

I'll be Burger King and

 You be McDonalds....

I'll have it my way and

You'll be loving it......

Oh the humidity.......

The weather across the Maritimes has been unbearable this summer. If it isn't raining, it's foggy, and if it isn't foggy it's sunny with 100% humidity. It hasn't been weather that encourages me to be outdoors. I'm thankful to have a gym membership and enough mon...

What is community....

I've often wondered what is meant when I read the term "community" when used by some escorts and clients, most notably on review boards. Are they referring to those they know, those who are members of the review board they belong to, or to all escorts and client...

Something changed...

As some of you know, I post new pictures regularly, and sometimes I'll post some of them in my blog. Something changed as I can no longer copy and paste a picture and any I include in the featured image file are always to large to view even when I down size them...

I'm back....

I'm back in Halifax and recouping from my Fredericton trip. It was busy!! So many sexy men there, and thank you to them for sharing their time with me. I made some new friends and hope to see them again soon. I took some time to visit some friends in other parts...

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Remember to put that glass down....

I found this sage advice on twiitter:

Quote: A psychologist walked around a room as she talked stress management to her audience.  As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empmty o...

Can you see the irony....

I know sometimes I dwell on certain subjects here, so forgive me if again I do this.....But have you ever laughed when you read a comment from a man who visits escorts, when his comment is related to the escort he's visited not being truthful about something...i...

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Want to piss me off...

When you are out walking with one or more people, and you can't bother to single file and insist on remaining shoulder to shoulder, be prepared for my attitude! There is nothing ruder than people demonstrating their thoughtlessness of others by encompassing the ...

Ugh!!

I threw up in my mouth after reading this subject, "First or last", and no surprise of course it was written by a hobbyist and on a review board. It was a thread asking if a client of escorts should be the escorts first or last?.....Grrr....of course it would ta...

Some clarification.....

A few things things I'd like to make clear.... 

I call myself an escort, and as an escort I do not sell my body, nor sexual services, I sell my time. When you book with me you are paying me for that allotted time. Not for a bj, Fs, or anything else, you are paying for my time only. S...

This blog is dedicated to .....

One of the most integral women in this industry and I say this after being in and out of this industry for some 20+ years and meeting many.....

I dedicate this blog to the lovely, unbiased, intelligent, gracious, impressive, hard working, honorable and accomplised Miss Athena Lust!! Thank...

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Well that was refreshing....

I'm back in Halifax from a week+ of relaxation and visiting with friends and family. I enjoyed my time away, taking road trips, hiking, and dining out almost daily. Now that I'm back, I'll enjoy some alone time before I accept some dates with clients, some time next week. It's funny how each time...

Their logic is illogical....

Does it ever make you scratch your head when some guy will believe what a stranger to him says about an escort he is wanting to meet, yet he won't trust that same escort enough to screen( provide details about himself) for her? Does it ever make you wonder how t...

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PEI

I'm back from Pei, and ready for a few days of rest. The Pei men wore me out, lol. Thank you to all who took the time to visit me, I truly appreciate your patronage, and for leaving me with a desire to return. You were all gentlemen. To the two who cancelled las...

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Busy, busy.

It's been a busy start to summer. And with borders opening and restrictions lessening, even busier days are ahead. This blog is to thank those clients who've over these past months have been a great support, not only because of your patronage, but because of you...

Clients hush!

To those who think they've the power to control an escort either because of their posting abilities, or because of the size of their wallets, think again. There are some of us who control all of what we offer and do......and try as you might, you'll never change that!

 

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Happy Canada day...

Understandably a more somber Canada day this year. For those gathering with friends and family, I hope your day is filled with sunshine, love and happy momnets.

Happy Canada day

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Guys please..

If you're going to go on a review board to ask questions about an escorts legitimacy, imo, you're being lazy. All escorts can be researched. Either by image searching our pictures, phone number, personal websites, or if the escort allows them, by researching the...

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The border is open....

So you have to isolate if you come from NB, then you don't, then you do, now you don't again, lol. So a few ladies are now booking their travel times....NB will soon become saturated with NS ladies, lol. I do plan a NB trip, but I don't want to over lap my trave...

Once again on Lyla....

https://www.lyla.ch/topic/190184-hali-angels/   

True to form on this board, and once again, Lyla members gang up on ladies who aren't part of the "Lyla pack". To criticize and gossip about their c...

A lesson learned....

A day is never wasted if you learn something. Yesterday was no exception. It reaffirmed that awful people exist and that no matter how much hate someone tries to throw at me, I will thrive and overcome. I have learned that no matter what I may face on a daily basis,...

Fathers day....

Fathers day is a hard time for me, as I no longer have my dad to honor in person, just his memories. He was a tall, happy, handsome and fun man. He had dignity, confidence, thoughtfulness and never had a bad word to say about anyone. His sense of humor was keen and he used it often. I miss him de...

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His wonder has me wondering....

At almost 11pm, last evening,all that some goof had on his mind was, wondering how wide my asshole is. Can you imagine! So should I measure it, ( I ask sarcastically), and does he deserve the answer, LMAO. Another day, and another idiot exposes itself..... ...

It's a worthy cause....

Some of you know about dog meat eating countries and the horrors these animals experience before being turned into food. In China, and other Asian countries, it is believed that the more the animal suffers before death the better their meat will be.<...

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Kissing....

In the past I was reluctant to kiss many of my clients. I found that in order to be passionate and genuine with a kiss, I had to have feelings beyond the sexual for the man I was kissing. Slowly, and with the patience of a few clients, I started to experiment wi...

Just wow....

Jenesis, aka, Jessica Rain, is once again blubbering on all the review boards. She is upset that there are sites out there who copy and paste escort ads from one site onto another and how dare they do it to her ads. It happens to all of us JJ, not just you. Grant it...

Good advice

                                     

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I'm so excited....

You'd think it was Christmas, or that someone was handing me a winning lottery ticket, if you were near me, and saw just how excited I am today. But no, none of that is happeneing, I'm not getting any presents, nor is today a holiday to be celebtated. I am howev...

True enough...

  Be yourself no matter what. Some will adore you and some will hate everything about you. But who cares? It’s your life. Make the most of it.                       

The industry.....

After a couple of decades in and out of this industry, in all it's aspects, I will say, it's been a hell of a ride. I've had lots of fun, but because of it, I've also endured some very painful hardships. I've been finacially successful, but also financially irrespon...

The law of mirrors.....

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Some pictures....

Here are a few new pics that I like, hoping you do as well.

Laugh of the day....

      Found this on twitter                                                                ...

More twitter gold....

                            Saw this on twitter and once again @organisedescort hits the nail on the head.....                           

References.....my thoughts.....

In my early years of escorting and review board membership I learned that giving and receiving references was the best way to vet clients. That they were needed, that we shouldn't ask a client for their personal information. I also learned that some providers wh...

June 1st

      This might just be a great month. Nova Scotia is starting to ease the restrictions, weather is warming and as of Tommorow we can once again enjoy dining out, albeit on a patio, but still something is better than nothing. Guess where I'll be tomorrow!!      &nbs...

Twitter

I love twitter. On days that I'm home and when I have no planned dates, or other responsibilities to attend to , I'll tweet for an hour or two, sometimes longer. It's fun, and interesting. I always find lots to tweet about and many things to retweet. I try to promot...

Very true

                                                                   

Stalker or idiot?

To the person with the micro dick and deformed brain who thought they were clever sending me a text from a text app number saying "Are you available tonigt, I saw you walking up XX street and you were wearing a XX colored jacket" ...here is some tips.......before yo...

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Did I hear this right?

Is it true that we may be able to travel to PEI after June 27th?....If so, guess who's coming. I'll keep hoping as this latest lockdown has me stir crazy and in dire need of a change of scenery. Happy weekend!! See you soon #PEI

Not so Happy Victoria day....

This holiday is a sad one for me, and not one I celebrate. As a few years ago, on Victoria day, I had to rush my second dog to emergency. It was there the vet misdiagnosed her with a terminal illness. It ended up with her being euthanized........I'll never forgive myself for not getting a second ...

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3 more weeks.....

Well, Wednesday the announcement that the continuance of the lock down will last until at least June 9th was a major blow to my feelings of hopefulness. I'm now skeptical that we'll have a summer in which travel will be allowed, even just within the Atlantic provinc...

Pj's...

I'm a pj's kind of girl. I love mens style pj's, button up top and pull on bottom. I will often buy some from the mens department and wear just the top to bed. If we ever do an overnight these pj's pictured just might be the ones I wear.....Btw, I love doing sleep o...

Isn't this the truth....

                                                       

Yes it is...

                                           

Hate trains....

Have you ever met people who when they dislike someone,  can't dislike that someone on their own. They have to recruit anyone who'll listen, to hate that someone as much as they do. I call that forming a hate train.....

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Happy Mothers day...

To all the people who care for others, who nurture and support someone, Happy Mother's day.

I'm grateful to still have my mom, but saddened that another year has passed in which I've not been able to share t...

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This sickened me....

I was at the joe howe super store in #Halifax the other day and was shocked at just how crammed the lobsters in the lobster tank were. I realize they are a food animal and one many won't pity, because some people don't believe they feel pain, nor care. Regardles...

Hiatus...

It's been more than a couple of weeks since I've seen a client. Normally my dates are quite sporadic and especially this past year, fewer than normal, which has been by my choice. However since this recent lockdown, I've decided to deliberately hold off all date...

Double standards......

Why does a review board that touts being "pro escort" continue allowing disgruntled and or vindictive clients to post information, which btw, isn't vetted in any way, about non-member escorts, in a warning section. In this particular post The client is angry bec...

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Welcome May....

Although you'd never know by our weather, it's May!! A new month bring renewed hopes that lock downs will end and travel will resume. I'm hoping. I'm stepping outside of my typical pessimistic self, and thinking positively, lol. 

Lock down blues....

I have some lovely regular clients. Some are thoughtful enough in these times to send financial support, some even send payment for a future date. That is so appreciated. It tells me that not only do they value my time, but also my companionship, they care and r...

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When they gossip...

There are many sayings about gossip, "Gossip dies, when gossip hits a wise person's ears", "If they"re gossiping to you about me, then they'll gossip to me about you", "if gossip were food, many would be over weight".  

Age bias....

This blog was prompted by this thread  https://www.lyla.ch/topic/183011-michelle/  and because it is something I've experienced most of my escorting career and a topic I have addressed and will again.

Where will it end....

The most recent lock downs in Ontario has me heart sick for all of it's residents. We all know what it feels like to live with restrictions because of Covid, but here in the Maritimes we've been lucky to be able to be allowed some freedom within our provinces, u...

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New pics...

As some of you who follow me on twitter may have noticed I've posted a few new photos. I'm more motivated lately to take them as I tend to do this as I'm getting ready for a date. And I've been accepting dates on a regular basis again. You may have also noticed that...

good advice

                                         

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A summary....

It's been an interesting spring thus far. I ventured out on my first road trip, which was to Sydney, and it was enjoyable. I'm hoping my second road trip of the year, to Fredericton, will come to fruition and be as worthy. With the bubble opening on the 19th, I'm ho...

Scrubbed clean...

An older article but one that is informative, regardless. It's about the take down of  escorting ad sites in 2018 because of fosta sesta

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/mar/30/congress-online-...

Go to your doctor....

I don't know why review boards think they are the place to promote and quote sti's facts and fictions ( btw the acronym STD in no longer used by health pros because symptoms aren't always noticed and sexually transmitted infections don't always turn into sexuall...

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Happy Easter.....

Wishing everyone a peaceful, delicious, happy and fun Easter weekend. I hope you are surrounded by those you love and who show you love back......Eat, drink and be Mary.....or Jane, Susan, Bill or Bob. Be whomever you choose to be, please, just be kind :) <...

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The games people play....

On Thursday March 18, I was having a back and forth on twitter with another escort. This person is a fervent supporter of lyla, and in a tweet made a comment about how not having to advertise on leoslist had brought her some peace. I read that as another lyla me...

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Even back then.....

Even back when my body was said to be nearly flawless, I was also called fat, old, ugly, fake, plastic, etc, etc....I posted this picture on twitter last night and it brought back all those memories. The good and the bad.... Some of which I'm still living. Peopl...

She pity's sex workers....

I'm referring to this person and conversation on twitter.....https://twitter.com/cristymature/status/1373669201320247301

Sadly I interacted with her and as you can tell from her replies she has a skewed and ...

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Yipeee the bubble is back....

And spring has sprung. I'm excited to hit the road on Tuesday for a couple of days in Sydney. I hope to see you there. Then next month, as long as the bubble is reinstated I'll be making my way to Fredericton April 20-22nd. I'm excited to see familiar and new friend...

Don't be a jerk....

Guys when you decide to contact an escort do so as that escort expects, not as you find convenient. If a text is requested, text. If a call is requested, call, email, same.....

When you request a specific ti...

Why screening is so important.....

In all my years of escorting I've had every type of character contact me and often not for wanting a date, often for malicious reasons. Some succeeded in meeting me, whether it be just to see me, so they could then mock what they had seen, or to learn my locale ...

How Ironic....

How Ironic that a review board and it's staff, would post such a tweet. How ironic that a forum known to encourage, put up with, and often defend abusers, would put out such a tweet. Are they feeling gui...

Today's quotes

 

And my own....Weak in point are those who counter a person's opinion...

The absurdity of it all........

I've tried hard this past year especially, to be more excepting of others opinions, to take what I read onine with a grain of salt, and to try and understand the perspectives of some of the authors of articles I've read . I know how I interpret things isn't alwa...

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And this happened....

The past few months have been interesting at best....I've had one incident after another pop up that required unplanned spending of significant monies. But how boring would life be if it were always smooth sailing, and what happened, was what was expected to hav...

The filthiest side of escorting....

Those outside of our industry, and who think it shouldn't exist, will say that all aspects of escorting are filthy, and unaccpetable. That regardless of how you sell sex, it can't be respectable. Those of us who've been in the industry for many years, and who've...

The immaturity of the mature...

Those who take part on review boards claim to be adults, as most boards like to purport they vet their members to be sure of them being of legal age....Yet if they're mature.....

Why do so many of them feel ...

#Abuse...#Nordicmodel

There is a thread on twitter https://twitter.com/helenpringle/status/1368360000368697345   talking about the Nordic model, and how many swedish prostitutes want it implemented   ----

A curious case....

The human mind can certainly can cause a person to scratch their head trying to understand it's complexities....How people think can often be frustrating, backwards and hard to rationalize at times........For example: I am a single woman who derives her sexual a...

Today is...

March 4th....and don't let anyone get you down. There are those who'll try, but ignore them, they are those flawed people who are unable to accept their own imperfections, and inappropriate actions so they'll point out and act against yours....

 

 

Idiot of the day

902-225-1995.....has texted numerous times in the past from different numbers....today his text was "heyy"... and remember all my ads request phone calls only. They also specify gentlemen over 35 yrs..... he called....and asked...

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March...

It's a new month, one that brings us closer to normalcy, spring and many new adventures. I hope this month is kind to you and brngs you prosperity, and everything you love and need.

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Give if you can....

Many in the industry are struggling to pay their bills. Many across Canada, and past our borders too. Many are also too proud to ask for help, so I'll speak on their behalf.... If you have a favorite lady, and have extra $$, consider sending her something to show your support. No amount is to...

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Happy heritage day....

I forgot about this holiday....not much of a surprise since most days this past year, especially, have been holiday like for me. I haven't been working much, until recently. Having another day to relax is always something to look forward to. So no matter what yo...

Screening....

I'm happy to see more and more escorts demanding screening and deposits. I've know for a long time, those who refuse screening are always the ones who'll waste the escorts time, who'll no show and never compensate for doing so and who'll cause other trouble....i...

Success and happiness....

I find it curious that so many people determine a persons success by the clothes they wear, the car they drive, the education they've garnered, the amount of $$ in their bank account, and or the address they reside in. Once all those are gotten or achieved, then...

Review board cowboy's

Are you wondering what I mean by a "review board cowboy".....well they are those guys that ride a review board like a cowboy does a horse. The review board is their second home, they post often, have something to say about everyone, and everything, and often hold menial postions in their live...

100 ways escorts can support one another

One of the lovely ladies I follow on twitter wrote a very thoughtful, important and heart felt blog, she has allowed me to share here, She has outlined 100 ways we can help and support one another....take a moment to read it and more importantly, put into action some or all of the suggestions...

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February....

I'm welcoming in this month with hope, optimism and excitement. I hope that it'll be a month that will bring us closer to normalcy, I'm optimistic that an end to this pandemic is nearing, and I'm excited because I'm returning to accepting appointments regularly, 10a...

Another reason I hate zoo's

They call themselves a business?...How can anyone sleep at night wanting to profit off of caged animals, living in conditions unnatural to them! Now because of covid, they're a month away from running out of food for the 2000 animals they house!! So soon these anima...

The truth about sex trafficking....

 This article is a great read that explains clearly why sex trafficking legislation is severly flawed and a guise for eliminating consenual paid sex trade.

https://reason.com/2015/09/30/the-war-on-sex-trafficking-is...

Why we must be careful....

Do you respect your escort? Do you barter for a lesser rate? Do you expect your escort to perfrom high risk services? Do you promise to review or recommend your escort if she does ABC services, or if she'll give you a discount? Do you promise to be her regular for a...

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When will it end?

Covid, covid please go away and never come back, you need to become a memory not news of the day....

I'm so anxious to travel, to visit other Maritime cities and meet my clients from away, and make some new ...

A good read.....

I found this on twitter and found it interesting. It is a thread about the beginning of review boards. Have a look, you mind find it interesting too.  https://twitter.com/feralhussy/status/1315938933616898050/photo/1

Scam artists?

Back in December I had purchased advertsing on the website Nightaway.ca. It was a nice looking professional site that came up on the first page or two, of a google search and since the price, 19.95/monthly, was reasonable/comparative, I signed up. Then January came,...

What a day!!!

The orange turd is gone!! A new day has dawned, and better years are ahead. Hope and decency are here again!! Congratulations to the U.S.A. for coming to your senses and dumping that crook, con, bigoted, lying, misogynistic, classless, racist, greedy buffoon. Today ...

A shout out...

Some of the lovely "fellows" ;) I've had the pleasure of.....and  one I have yet to enjoy

J.Lohr

Austin Hope

Reviews and recommendations and other ramblings

This is a topic as you've noticed I speak often about and because it is a subject I'm passionate about and bears repeating. Escort review boards are the bane of 90% of escorts working today. Most will only admit this privately, as openly boycotting these sites c...

Aren't we lucky to have sp411......

I hope you know that the wording in the title of my blog, was me being facetious....Sp411 is a review board that is the shame among review boards....They don't get any more vapid, pointless or repugnant.

Yea...

What am I?

ImageImageWhen a review board doesn't even know what it is....

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It's been a good start...

The first week of the new year is nearly over, so far it's been a peaceful and relaxing one. I've dedicated this week to self care. My hair appointment, dental cleaning, perdicure and possibly a massage.....Going to the gym and walking regularly. Now that we can make appointments for workouts it ...

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A week in review....

Christmas has come and gone, and it was certainly different this year.  There was no going away/travelling, no family gatherings, nor any parties. Although I still cooked and had some fun. Now I await the New Year's eve/New Year, and it too will be dfferent, or...

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Ho, ho, ho.....

Merry Christmas...I hope all your Christmas wishes come true.

This year is different for me, it's the first time in many years that I'll be spending it here in Halifax and without family. And that may be a g...

Lol, poor Emily....

Poor Emily was so upset about my previous blog she paid to have it removed, lol. The blog was about her comment on lyla, you'll find it here ( https://www.lyla.ch/topic/187726-win-7-days-of-lyla-cheer/page/4/) I was mocking Emily Rushton for kissing her minions ( Sara Alexx) ass. Emily tagged...

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Merry Christmas to me....

Thank you to the lovely gentleman that brightened a dull day. Your surprise made my day, thank you and a very Merry Christmas to you....

Just so it's clear......

I have advocated for this breed since my start into dog/animal rescue, volunteer work, many years ago.... and I will continue until my voice & body no longer able me. After reading this post^ I suppo...

Haven't heard about the female condom?

Well now it's time you had......

if you've never heard of a female condom, this article will explain it well. It is a shame they aren't more easily found and more widely used.....

Blog post from Sienna Charles, pros & cons of showing face

This woman is a talented writer with an interesting very well written blog..... This particular blog explains the pros and cons of escorts showing & not showing their faces...

https://www.mssiennacharles.com/blog/showing-face

Yay....

Yay, it's a snow day....some of you will hate me for loving the snowfall, but it's days like this that I long for throughout winter. Crisp air and a freash snow fall make going for long walks so much fun.....I love to shovel the snow to. So if you've got a driveway ...

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Use your tongue....

I bet you thought this was going to be a blog about cunnilingus, lol....no, it's about nipple stimulation. 

My large, soft and eager breasts are always ready to be devoured by a hungry man. My nipples are very sensitive and enjoy lots of attention. I"d love you to cup my...

Help them reach 10.000

They are trying to reach a 10.000.00 $ goal, if you've some extra, please help. Even if you don't have extra, maybe give up that coffee, for a few days, or even a visit with me, lol. I'd rather see you support a worthy charity as I'm doing fine. I've donated, please help if you can, thanks for ca...

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Phone sex.....

I just started offering phone/texting dates and I'm loving it. I'm often complimented on the sound of my voice, and my ability to stimulate a man through conversation, with or without graphic sex talk. Being sexual comes natural to me, as does talking openly about what turns me on, I'm very u...

Today's funny tweet....

Quote:

We're not like other review boards
Our priorities are:
- Keeping the community safe
- Banishing misogyny
- Breaking the stigma
- Remaining positive
- Providing a free...

A must read....

With Visa/mastercard removing pornhub many sex workers have been left without another platform they need to survive. Reports of sex trafficking was the reason for the removal, which imo were exaggerated. That site like many are being targeted under the guise of saving some from sex trafficking. Y...

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Prostate massage....

All you need to know about prostate massage

https://www.verywellhealth.com/things-to-know-about-pro...

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A little bit of this and that and a lot of griping.....

So this morining I tried to post the picture I've included in this blog onto leolist, as I made a new ad there this morning.... and to my surprise the picture got deleted. On a site on which a mutiude of it's advertisers display their wares "openly", if you get the gist, they delete my pic be...

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Tis the season....

What a different Christmas this will be. For many of us it'll be lonely as we won't be able to travel to see loved ones. This pandemic has changed things in many ways, and it has made life difficult for many. Yet many of us still have lots, and lots to be gratef...

Retrospection.....

How would you define success? The dictionary defines it as accomplishing an aim or a goal....Since we all have different aims and different goals, when someone infers they are more successful than you are, or that they are succcessful and you are not, wouldn't t...

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Well well......

In continuance to this blog....http://www.cristylonglegs.net/blog/the-grudges-some-hold53/

  Emily Rushton reacted by posting the tweet I included here in the picture........She said that I'm a lazy bimbo, with a failing business, lol. And that I should act like an adult and concentr...

Lets break it all down....

Here is a few things I want to set straight....

If I mention someone in my blog, it's becsuse they've either done something nice for me, to me or for someone  else, or a charity......OR, they've fucked with me, lol. By that I mean they've spread untruths, tried to bring harm upon me,...

The grudges some hold.....

Back in 2015 there were a few ladies who worked together to have me ousted from Lyla ( A review board), Emily Rushton was one of them. And it appears Emily is still working in ways to support keeping me off that site. I only wish it would sink into her head, and into the heads of others, that...

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Sydney

I had another lovely trip to Sydney. This time it was a little more trying, with all the young guys playing their games. Texting their hey's, booking, then not following through, and a couple of other guys who have called before just to waste time. Do they reall...

Help her!!

So after my find yesterday, (finding money in my coat pocket), and with a few ladies tweeting on twitter needing help, I was dm'ed (messaged), asking why I wasn't helping them by giving some of it to them.....

I'm going ...

My message for today.....

Fuck the nay sayers, name callers and gossip mongers. They want to make you weak, so grow stronger. Stand by your convictions, and be proud of who you are.

Today was a perfect day. I treated myself to a facial and massag...

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Well well looky here.......

https://www.lyla.ch/topic/187123-nominations-for-lyla-member-of-the-month-november/   

I feel bad for Athena, since she had only good intentions by nominating me, and had to find out about the discord I've had with the site lyla, in doing so. I will say if Athena (<...

Don't show me your ding dong....

I'm not sure what some guys are thinking, but if you're one who thinks emails/tweeting or sending me a picture of your hard on in any way is a way of getting positive feed back from me, or any other woman, you're thinking is skewed. I love the penis, that doesn'...

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Pei...

I'm once again so very grateful to those lovely gents who take time out of their shedules to seek me out to spend some time with me. You've all made my trip here so worthwhile. Thank you!! Charlottetown is one of the cities which makes me feel so special and desired. I find PEI such a special...

Oh the hypocrisy

This lady is known for being very out spoken about review boards on twitter so I was very surprised to see that she was an advertising member on them and did an interview....after reading it I couldn't help but note the hypocrisy.....especially when lydia congratulated her for being out spoke...

I'm so happy.......

So many new things on the horizon, Trump is leaving, the weather is lovely and I've just gotten the best news.....I hope your week b...

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The similarities are eerie.....

As some may have noticed I've been following the American election closely, and have great hope that Biden will win....and not because I think he's the best canidate, but because imo, anyone would be better than having Trump for four more years....and why you mi...

Come on....

I get lots of calls/texts that I could memorialize here as entertainment and proof of just how many don't think before they speak/text, this example is one to give you an idea of what I see (referring to texts) and hear(referring to calls) regularly, lol.  ...

How to spot a misogynist...

Quote:

The following traits are typical of the misogynist:

  1. He will zero in on a woman and choose her as his target. Her natural defenses may be down because ...

Acronyms and their meanings....

I posted this on my twitter-(quote)PSA...It seems there are some newcomers, younger escorts, who are perpetuating the notion that if you are a "GFE" escort, you then perform particular services. Please stop with this misinformation. "GFE" is a style of service n...

How to find an escort......

When you come across an escort you've interest in, google the city she advertises in, (ie: Halifax escorts, etc ), cross reference the various sites that come up in the search to see if she has advertising on more than one. If so, that is a good sign of her leg...

Get your popcorn ready.....

I will start by saying thank you to all those who have been supportive and who have kept me abreast of all that has been said on that pathetic, trashy review board, sp411, and as much as I know you've my best interests in mind, I didn't want to know what the cowards and goofs who flock to tha...

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Laugh of the day....

This is a quote from one of my fellow escort followers on twitter, lol......

When all they have to say is, “hello,” they’re getting Adele lyrics.

The perversion of escorting.....

You may find my title of this blog a bit of an oxymoron, and wonder how anyone can pervert an industry that is sex based? Well, many will attest that escorting isn't solely"sex based", since what is paid for is our time, and not sex. When we couple, or triple, etc, with other people, what we ...

I'm in love.....

And I'm sure you will be too, once you follow this soulful and talented man. Give him a listen, I'm sure you'll be as addicted to him, as I now am....#TeddySwims

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XQ6M6eyO5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3x7_FszW88

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WTF...

Why is it whenever someone awful is spoken ill of, someone will interject with the statement "he/she is a human being"......What does that even mean? And why do some think that simply being "a human" means anything....other than that we are simply another species that inhabits the planet we s...

Need I say more.....

 For those wondering why I've so much interest in American politics, ask me, and I'll explain.....#Biden2020

She loved to be paid.......

Money can motivate many. With Carrie, it was her sexual stimulant. Carrie was a gorgeous woman, some often said she was Shannon Tates doppleganger. She had large blue eyes. Eyes that sparkled, which mesmerized because of their unusual shade of baby blue. Her hair was glossy, long and the colo...

New Brunswick......

I'm worried for you NB.....many are saying there will be another shut down before Christmas....The virus has already taken hold in Moncton, and Campbelton, lets hope it can be contained enough to allow some sense of normalcy and not a need for a complete shut down. I so love touring in NB, an...

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Thanksgiving 2020

It's been a hell of a year. So much chaos, worry and so many unpredictable days. Yet even so, there are things we can find to be thankful for. So on this holiday weekend, I wish you and yours prosperity, good health, happiness and good times. Enjoy, and I hope you get to spend time with those...

Women haters....

This blog was inspired by this thread    https://twitter.com/___inCANdescent/status/1312486869100228608  I read on twitter. 

My response to it was imo, "The worst of the women haters, ( if they can even be categorized), are those who seek out escorts,...

Not so bad.....

A couple of days each week I now start my day with a green smoothie. My previous attempts at trying to cram all my veggies into a drink, were creating a healthy, albeit, a not so flavorful drink. This mornings was quite tasty so I'll share the recipe....keeping in mind that the amount of the ...

Reported ads on LL

Interesting how ads reporting supposed nefarious actions of escorts are being allowed on Leoslist, yet if the same is posted about clients they'll be removed.......I've noticed a couple of ads, on leoslist of late, that are made by someone unhappy with the service they received from an escort...

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The man....the penis and ......

 How I love them. Being single and an escort, is a bit like being a foodie and not having to worry about weight gain. I get to have all I want without worrying about side effects. Dating as a single escort, allows me to enjoy a variety of men without having to worry about attachements, a...

Vitamin D & covid.....

Interesting news about vitamin D consumption, preventing covid turning deadly for certain people.....https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-vitamin-d-reduce-risk-research-b624413.html?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1601157198

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Laugh of the day....

Found it on twitter, lol. 

 Fact : Bananas are curved because they grow towards the Sun. A process called Negative Geotropism. Me

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Welcome fall......

Welcome to the first day of the fall season, my favorite time of the year. I love the cooler days, the beauty of the change in colors on the trees, thanksgiving, and being able to wear cozy sweaters. I will miss the bright early mornings, and longer evenings, I won't miss the humid and hot weathe...

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Twitter.....

Yesterday was so much fun on twitter. So many ladies from afar sending out positive vibes and following back. I will admit I probably spend to much time on there, especially ranting about Trump. But we all have "our things" which entertain us, and one of mine seems to be twitter. I like how e...

Lol.....sp411 and the drama continues....

 

 This meme is exactly how I now feel after reading and wasting my time responding here to the comments on #sp411.. the trolls who come out under their anonymity  to post their dis...

So you don't want to wear a mask ......

I know this may fall on deaf ears, because there are people who think of others and those who don't. There are those who listen to science and those who listen to wind bags like Trump. Irregardless, I'm going to say this as it can't be said to often.....Please understand this virus is deadly,...

RIP, RBG....

It's a sad day knowing that the world has lost a true champion for not only the truth, for justice and for mankind. https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/18/politics/ruth-bader-ginsburg-dead/index.html  It is imperative now that Americans, and those of us in other countries, who have realtives in...

Awww....

This story warmed my heart....https://northernontario.ctvnews.ca/meet-the-retired-hearst-ont-couple-that-won-65-million-in-the-lottery-1.5107333  This couple are ordinary folks who I know will do good and I'm so happy they won. Goes to show that quick pick numbers sometimes do bring winn...

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Phone calls, texts and emails....

Every escort who advertises also asks in her ads to be contacted in a specific way. Some have multiple contact protocols, others, one or two. We've chosen our specific contact preferences for various reasons, and none of those reasons are anyones's business but the escort/s who provides them. So ...

The sleaziest site in the industry....

Sp411 is the sleaziest review board site in the industry.......Or is it.... Most in this industry are aware of the negative impacts of review boards towards escorting but the site sp411 brings a whole new level of sleaze and skeeze to this industry. But..... should we really separate that sleazy ...

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Being threatened

No one should have to experience the type of harassment and vileness this gogofmagog, and others like him, like to put upon some escorts. He thinks it's fine to sit behind his computer under his anonymous handle demeaning and threatening, ( I say threatening, because he posts about how he'll "fin...

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In defense of escorting....

 Over the decades, I've been in and out of this profession. I've left it, opened businesses, taken courses and come back, and left again, come back and left it again. Namely, because I've to often listened to all the wrong voices. Voices from within, and outside of this industry. Telling...

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Fall is a coming.....and I'm.....

Coming to a town near you....I plan on touring more this fall and winter, weather permitting, of course. New Brunswick, PEI, Sydney, N.S. are all on my radar. Fredericton will be my only NB city, I think, and Charlotteltown, my only PEI, city, although I am considering Summerside. In Nova Scotia,...

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Being away...

So many have contacted me since my trip to PEI, and while I was away for the long weekend. Please know when I'm away and not working my phone is turned off and I don't turn it back on until my return and I'm ready to once again accept appointments. Those who've text or left voicemails while I...

Gogofmagog.....

https://www.sp411.cc/threads/289714-Christy-Long-Legs

This guy that calls  himself gogofmagog, once again has to vent about escorts it seems, because once again he's been incensed by *ANOTHER* "middle aged hooker" ......Well goofman, you're a hypocrite! On a previous trip to Pei, bac...

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Thank you PEI...

It's Wednesday Sept 09.....and I'm back from my PEI trip and a well needed Hiatus from escorting. I'm so very grateful to all those gentlemen who graced my doorstep while visitng PEI. I'm grateful that they were considerate, clean, on time, and respectful of my boundaries. Most were discreet,...

Wow....

There is nothing that sends shivers up my spine more than listening to a beautiful voice sing a sond that touches my soul....while on twitter not long ago, one of my followers posted a link to a singer I'd never heard of, singing  Marvin Gayes" "whats goin on"......I'll admot when I look...

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Don't do it....

There is no bigger a turn off than, when having a conversation with a potential client, and he starts babbling on about the luxury items he owns. His gated home/s, luxury car/s, how much money he has/makes, and the resorts he regularly travels to. It means nothi...

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How dare I ask.......

It is apparently a no-no for an escort to blatantly ask for money on her social media platforms....it is in poor taste, so some say.....let me say, what do you think we are there for? What do you think an escort sells? What do you think an escort supports themselves with? Are you really that ...

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I can't help but roll my eyes at this one....

Silly me,  here I am lurking again on a review site...I know, where do I find the time....seriously, I am so busy with other things, it is funny that I've once again taken time to give attention to this silliness, yet I have....so here it is....and I will say, I take the time to address ...

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Oh the irony....

I've often posted on twitter the ridiculous texts I often get from strangers....their comments/replies are often worthy of comedy central, or deserving of an idiot of the year award......the commonality between many of them is how these "strangers" expect so much from me, and escorts in general, ...

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Halifax....

Soon, if not already, living on the peninsula will only  be possible for the upper middle class, and the wealthy. If you want a safe, clean and attactive residence, that is. The lower end buildings and less safe areas are now demanding over 1000 monthly for rents, many are over 1100, for a o...

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Happy long weekend...

Another holiday weekend has arrived, and I'm neck deep in things to get done. I haven't been seeing any clients lately as my shedule and other events have prevented me from having the time. I hope to have an opportunity this weekend, at some point, to spend an hour or two with someone. I hope you...

There is no camaraderie in camaraderie....

So recently I blocked many fellow peers on my twitter, those peers who post on and support the review site, Lyla. As someone who has experienced years of negativity and abuse from many of it's members, and it's mods, I can't continue to justify supporting those who support it, and other revie...

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July 1

Happy Canada day!!! Celebrate what's to come, celebrate what is here...Have fun, stay safe and be kind!! Exciting news for this week, the Atlantic borders are opening and movies theaters are too!! This is exciting news for me as I love roads trips, and watching movies at the theaters. I hope you ...

Pride.....

In light of pride, this blog is dedicated to one of my dearest friends....a friend I miss and never got to spend enough time with to mend fences and to truly understand.....I miss you BarB!!! 

I had met Bard while escorting at an agency that was housed in a bad part of t...

Kill the dog.....

This blog is about dog bites, when and why they occur......First lets dispell some wives tales.....pit bulls DO NOT have a jaw that locks in place, nor do they have a bite force that is the strongest, A Boerboel(African mastiff) could probably head that list..... dogs don't "just snap", a dog tha...

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Social media...

As much as I harp on about review boards you'd think I'd do the same about social media platforms.....and I will a little in this blog, however the difference as I see it is..... most social media platforms aren't forums in which a specific stance is taken, or perpetuated. They aren't sites t...

Another reason I have so much disdain....

Another reason I have so much disdain for reviews boards is this member profile posted below....Review boards are rife with dick heads who think they control the escort industry and therefore can dictate what we charge, what services are to be offered and how they should be offered!! All the acro...

I finally did it!!

I joined the vitamix crowd, lol. I've been lusting after one of these machines for a while now, but couldn't justify forking over 700$ for a blender. The one I wanted was nearly 900 ( the 750 model). Thankfully for my budget, and my insistance on shopping at a brick and mortar store, I was on...

pitbull attack...

Let me preface this by saying, any life lost to a dog attack is one to many and every time it happens if the dog involved looks a certain way, it will be labled a "pit bull"...the statistics of misinterpreting a breed responsible for an attack are higher than the reported statistics of actual...

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Sydney....

I'm so excited to make my first trip to Sydney, NovaScotia....I'm excited to get out of the city, to have a change from a routine of lockdown and limited activity. So this will be a mini vacation as well as a time to hopefully meet some new friends. As with most trips, I expect to get a share...

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A new day...

And a new month, happy June....I embrace this new month with hope and happiness. Summer warmth, stores opening and getting back to work are all things to look forward to this month. I hope it is a month filled with peace, hope, happiness, productivity and prosperity for you. Remember #bekind.

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I'm re-opening.....

Well so to speak....As of Saturday June 6 I'll be offering my services again to a select few. I'm excited to meet new and past clients...Please see my rates page for details about my rate changes and requirements....all questions are answered when you call. 902-444-0414. I'll maintain my regu...

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Rates...

Many are surmising that once most ladies return to hosting in person dates, that rates may fall. I suspect some will. I also suspect some will rise. It's a brave step to raise rates, at anytime, let alone in times of uncertainty and imo the right move. As it will take more work to clean thoroughl...

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When to return to work.....

When is the right time to start seeing clients again......I think the answer is....  probably not until a vaccine is available.(which could be a year or more)...but are you going to wait that long before you resume your life? I probably won't either. And is that being irresponsible......some...

Stay the blazes home.....

I have very strong opinions about this subject..."animal attacks in the wild"....and they are..." if you play with fire, you'll get burned" ... if you decide to go out into the  wild, with the knowledge of predators inhabiting the areas you plan on exploring, you reap what you sow......a...

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I'm a happy hooker......

 

And it is a wonder that I've managed to be.....after so many years of being stigmatized, marginalized, made fun of, bullied, and criticized for choosing to be a sex worker and a sex worker without another job, university degree, or with any plans to change my occupatio...

And this happened.....musings and happenings from the past couple of days....

I post often on twitter, I'm outspoken, I speak out against what I find to be unjust or problematic, etc,  I stand up to people and I've allowed my phone number to be public........all these actions attract interesting reactions and unsavory characters.....as I experienced early this Morning...

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Buyer beware....

Most days I go on the net browsing, searching for dogs. Some days I'm certain I'm wanting to adopt, other days I think well maybe it's best for me to remain dogless....so I thought I'd place an ad seeking a dog and if the right one came along, then I'd consider adopting it. So I palced an ad, and...

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I'm hoping June....

I was hoping May  would be the month I'd start seeing clients again, sadly that has now been put off until June....At least I hope June...... It might even be July. I'm hoping I'll be able to hold out until they say it's safe and the emergency is lifted, even if that time surpasses July,...

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What makes a date perfect....

The right man!! And the right man is one who contacts me respectfully, who shows up on time, who's hygiene is impeccable, and who is as happy to meet me as I am him. From there it is all up to where our chemistry and imaginations leads us. 

Typically I'll offer you a bev...

Stalkers.....

It's kind of a sad statement to make, to say "I'm used to being stalked", but after years of being in this business, it is one statement I can make.

   The first time I experienced being staked was when I worked for a service. I had met a cleint, an attractive, marr...

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Difference between reviews and recommendations...and why I dislike boards

An opinion is a person's thought or experience of or about someone or something....as is a recommendation, or a review.....isn't that fair to say? So if one escort forum tries to differentiate itself from boards which calls themselves "review boards", by calling itself a recommendation board, isn...

Kindness, care, desire...when the lines blur...

I'm my own worst enemy often, as I tend to express myself through emotion without first thinking things through......so sometimes my messages and comments can be easily misunderstood. I suppose that is my fault as I somtimes contradict myself and I can be hypocritical....I'll explain.... I have a...

What a Sunday....

I awoke Sunday morning to what I thought would be a normal day....I went online to find parts of the "World Concert" that I missed, namely, The Duet with Celine Dion, Lang, Lang, Lady Gaga and John legend and Andre Bocellli...singing "The Prayer" not knowing that song, that prayer, would be n...

Being an escort

If you want to know why someone is an escort, ask them. Every escort has their own reason/s and needs for becoming a professional companion ( my preferred title). We're all different. The one commonality, and the thing which would make us like the rest of working society, is that we work for a ga...

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Coping in covid.....

I'm not sure anyone would consider my day to day activities as coping, but I think I am, at least so far. I wake with an optimistic attitude, I continue to stay active, and maintain a routine. I'll admit some days are better than others and the biggest challenge for me, is having to refrain f...

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Being a loner isn't so bad....

I suppose my lifestyle choice of being an independent and solitary person has given me some skills to survive better than others, in times such as these. I enjoy keeping my own company. Life has taught me many lessons and those lessons continue to justify and support my decsion to live as I d...

Covid fall out....

It's been more than a week that I've been home alone watching how the world reacts to this pandemic and probably spending to much time online posting and reading. Some of my reading has been of posts by some of the escort forum "keyboard warriors", as they go to town with their predictions, f...

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It's sad to see...

I"ve been walking a lot more these days. With everything closed, especially my gym,itfinding activities that are enjoyable and keep me thinking positive are important. Walking also helps to calm my mind and it is helping me to get in better shape.  On my walk today, it was sad to see how...

He laid her down.....

For months he had noticed her, for months they had passed each other in the park. Today would be different.....

Olivia loved the color purple. It complimented her olive complection and her stunning eyes. Those eyes, they rivaled the lushest pastues of grass and were a unique ...

Covid-19

In trying times you would think that people would want to help one another. would be more understanding, kind, giving, compassionate....and some are. In these times, many also show their true personalities, their vileness, revenge and seek to bring down whomever they can. The game players, ti...

A blowjob blog....

His smile lit the spark, but when his hands touched me I knew I wanted to devour him, all of him and slowly, inch by inch. I took charge and led him to the bedroom, I grabbed for his belt and pushed him onto the bed, quickly unzipping his jeans and pulling them away from what I discovered was...

The virus of 2020....

I have to admit I'm not paying a lot of attention to the news reports of covid19....In it's inception I was interested, concerned and kept track of most reports, now I feel all I can do is to take what precautions my doctor recommends, namely, washing my hands, eating healthy, and being astut...

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Hello March:)

Welcome March....you're supposed to be a sure sign of spring approaching, but after the snow last night, you've fooled me once again. Your brighter mornings and longer days however are a welcomed change. Be gentle with us....more lamb than lion please:):) I look forward to the 21st....

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The rampancy of illiteracy.....

I have to conclude that within North America, there are a never ending supply of illiterate men seeking the company of escorts.....On average I'd say 6-of 10 who inquire, do so asking questions that are answered in my ads, my website or twitter posts, or they'll contact me in a way all where ...

How tacky can you be...

Well my New Brunswick tour was an interesting one....Moncton and Saint John delievered as expected, lol, and Fredericton was predictable...thank you to those lovely gentlemen who paid me return visits....no bigger a compliment is there. I had success with my "Exceptional GF3" ad, so much so t...

Ostracized...

It's an interesting sounding word, with a rather sad meaning....something many escorts have experienced. As soon as some find out a person is escorting, they'll more often than not, ostracize that person. One day you could be the best friend, neighbor, or citizen, but as soon as it becomes kn...

A step in the right direction...

I try to make my environmental footprint as small as possible, in doing so one step is using recyclable and or reuseable bags. I was happy to hear about sobeys doing the same. But it got me wondering about those bags....what happens to them when they become worn out, or no longer useable. The...

Welcome February

Welcome to this very cold month and this year it's a leap year. Happy February!!

The poison squad....

I'm syill agasp after watch the documentary on PBS, "The poison squad". It touches on Harvey Washington Willey's work in forming the first comsumer protection act for food safety. Others mentioned are Fanny Farmer, and Upton Sinclair, who wrote an eye oprning book called "The Jungle"...It beg...

Screening....

This topic was brought up again in light of the tragic death of a young escort in Quebec...

I stand steadfast in my opinion, that we all should screen. It makes us all safer, client and escort alike. I am also aware that screening isn't fool proof. Even so, it is better too t...

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Will you make an exception.....

The text pictured was the reason for this blog...that and the number of other like inquiries I received this week. 

When anyone I haven't met texts me to inquire about my services, I will either ignore, respond sarcastically, or block. Since I clearly and specifically re...

Ageism....

I've been lucky, at least the past few years. I tend to get only positive comments about my age/looks.....There was a time, in my service days (when I worked for escort services) where you'd here lots of bias towards older escorts, and back then older was thought of as late twenties, early th...

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Teas....

I'm always on the look out for a new tea to try, specifically a green tea. I'm someone who drinks 2-3 cups daily. Two of my favorites didn't make this best list   https://sibosurvivor.com/best-green-tea/ but "Hyleys" Japane...

Do what you can....

We are all painfully aware now of the devestation in Australia due to fires....human lives lost  and millions of other animals killed....please do what you can to help....I know it is a hard story to follow, hard statistics to hear, but every dollar will help. I've searched to find relia...

An ode to a gentleman......

Last night Fri Jan10th, I had my first outcall to a hotel in quite a while....Many won't understand why this is a big deal, but it was..... and I accepted the appointment because it was with a client I have been seeing for the past 5-6 yrs...and someone I've shared some personal details with ...

When the sun shines so bright, prepare for a storm.....

2019 has been a realitively good year, I was looking forward to Christmas and ringing in a new year then in a blink of an eye........

Through my experiences in life, I've learned that every sunny day is to be fully enjoyed as cloudy days are inevitable....so when good times a...

Happy new year!!!

After a long hiatus, I'm back and ready to embrace a new year. Many changes have occured for me, and so a new chapter begins.....I wish all a prosperous, happy and satisfying year ahead. May we all remember to accept what we cannot change, to be understanding towards ideas that may not fit ou...

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Merry, merry......

Tis the season.....and since I'll be busy for the next little while I want to take this time to wish one and all a very happy, healthy, prosperous and peaceful Christmas...or whatever you may celebrate. Be safe, be good to yourself, help if you can, have fun and good tidings! 

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Go Greta go....

If you haven't realized it yet...I'm on team Greta Thunberg. I admire her greatly. Any young person, who is selfless enough to defer from all things typical to a teenager and instead go out and fight for a cause, is worth  at the very least, congratulatory praise.

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Travelling....

I haven't toured in quite some time, I've been  busy here in #Halifax with my clients and personal stuff. Now that Christmas is near, and since I travel for my holidays,  it makes sense to stop into a couple of cities I'll be passing by. I have hopes of seeing some of my regular cli...

Meowwww.....

Cats!!Those furry little buggers can certainly become dear and near to your heart....but please all you cat owners, keep them indoors, or leash them. There is nothing more annoying then opening your front door and getting the unpleasent waft of cat urine from a flower bed or garden. Or worse ...

gifts are boring...

Lets face it, most of us and those we know have what we need, or could do without so another could have a little more....so instead of gifing someone something they may not use, like or need, how about making a donation to a charity, shelter, or rescue org in that persons name? Gifts are...

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Looking to jingle your bells or a place to hang your balls?

It's nearing the holiday season and my favorite time of year. So lets celebrate together.....

What you can expect....if we click. I like to get cosy with a man, snuggle close, enjoy a drink or two while we talk about a myriad of subjects. I'll reply with interesting comments,...

Review board vs Reco board.....

Is there a difference between a review board and the only reco board, Lyla? Some will say yes, a great deal, some will say no, a board is a board. I'm one of the latter.

Both are a "supposed community" of "hobbyists" and escorts. Both allow said "hobbyists" to post about thei...

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Are you illiterate or just lazy?

The title of this blog is usually the response I now give to those who contact me by texting and not  by a phone call. My website and ads all specifically and usually in bold print, request that I be contacted by calling, not by a text, unless we've already met.....speaking with someone ...

Justifications.....

It seems from time to time I have to explain myself, and I'm sure to no avail, yet here I go.....

Gentlemen I have clearly posted on my site(on my rates page) how important the esthetic of having nice looking teeth is to me...I have the right to have expectations of my client...

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Thanksgiving 2019...

I'm especially thankful this thanksgiving as I've been graced with getting to spend more time with my beloved dog. She had another close call a couple of weeks ago, and had me worried that she wasn't going to see another day. I'm also vey thankful to all those who have crossed my doorway and shar...

duo's.....

I'm confused by the language used by many that offer the "duo experience". I've heard many of these ladies tout that both ladies involved in the duo experience should or have to be "into " one another and that "faking it" or being "gay for pay", is frowned upon. Which is fine...but this confu...

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A no review policy....

Taking up a no review policy is something I've been considering for a while now, I've now decided it's the right time to enact it.

 Over the years I've amassed quite a number of recomendations/reviews from some lovely gentlemen under my names cristycures/cristylonglegs a...

just a blog.....

Ever have one of those days....I did. It started well, had the day preplanned, then .......and most of the shit storm that followed was because of my stupidity and errs. 

I had a gentlemen prebook an appt for that day....which I had confused for that evening. Had a regul...

It's been 18yrs....

 I'm not a religious person, so I don't pray, I can wish all those affected by that horrendous day, peace and to let them know I am thinking of all those affected, and who helped save many. Lets hope this never happens again. 

Dorian...

It's going to be a big storm for Nova Scotia, high winds, heavy rain, take care and stay safe. A few tips, if you've no under ground parking, to keep youre vehicle/s safe perhaps think about leaving them in a parking garage or mall that has under ground parking. If you need power many of the ...

Sex isn't dirty...

The title holds my sentiments about sex. Yet it seems as time passes the mindsets of many are still very dated and biased in how they think and feel about sex. I found this blog on twitter and found it a great read concerning the topic...enjoy..

Another shooting...

And here we go again. Prayers are being sent....that'll help ( I say with disgust and  sarcasm) and the turd in office says "it's all about mental illness". Well he should know all about mental illness. What with his two sons, dumb and dumber and his own mental issues.....But in many cas...

Lyla....

Seems this site has now taken a turn from where it always platformed itself by standing by the the saying" if you've nothing good to say, say nothing at all". To where clients can now defame escorts. As this thread https://www.lyl...

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Dolling up...

The term means getting all dressed up, if you didn't already know:) And this is how I like to present myself to my clients, dolled up.

I am surprised by the number of requests I get for presenting myself "au naturel"......since most of my pictures show myself in an erotic, more glamorous ...

Tipping etiquette......my take.

Well, escorts are sellers and clients are buyers, all within a service related affair.So........

 Do I expect tips....I've learned never to expect anything. That way I'm never disappointed. Do I think clients should tip...yes. That is, if they have found the service to h...

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To tat or not....

I love tattoo's . Black, grey, colored. Single ones, sleeves and full body. I love looking at them and hearing the stories behind some, from those who are willing to share them. So why don't I have any? That is a good question....well.... I have been contemplating getting a portrait tat ...

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New review

Thank you to the lovely gentleman that took the time to write this...

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touring...

I've not planned any trips within the Maritimes this summer, I'm sad to say. I've been just to busy with personal commiments, work and other things. Last summer I had trips to Saint John, Moncton, Pei and Fredericton. They were a lot of fun and kept me busy. I miss those cities and the regula...

The gfe

To many this "girl friend experience" when mentioned, will mean that the client who books a GFE appointment  will then receive, or be guaranteed particular services. Namely kissing and bbbj. But wait....I'm going to argue this. To those who think that certain acronyms are indicative to p...

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The kiss.....

I come from a time in the biz when kissing was taboo, I was taught that an escort should never "enjoy" her interactions with a client. That wasn't business like.....so being open to kissing has taken time. I've also been one who feels kissing to be extremely intimate, and not necessarily sexu...

Adding to a date....

A date with a lovely gentlemen is enough inself to fulfill my needs, however adding to it. a delicious bottle of wine and pairing that wine with some delicious food, takes it to another level:) I sometimes forget which wine goes with what foods, so if you're like me here is a reminder   ...

Making that connection....

I spoke about this on the twitter the other day, and it brought about some interesting replies. Whilst lurking on a review board I had noticed a guy make the comment about how important it was to be selective because he worked so hard for his money, as he put it "his hard earned money". It's ...

Now is not a time...

The last few days I've been getting an exceedingly larger amount of new clients wanting to meet. That is lovely, but they're all wanting to meet at the moment of their call/text. How is that even possible, lol. I mean some of these guys are wanting an hour and give the story "I've only got a ...

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Happy Canada day 2019

Wishing you a very Happy, safe, fun holiday weekend. Lets hope for great weather, lots of good eats, drinks and a side of excitement.

Stonewall uprising...

I woke up early this morning and instead of getting out of bed, I turned on the tv to an eye opening and shocking documentary.....Before Stonewall. It was about the treatment of gay people in the 60's and 70's. How had I not known they were so horrifically treated, so hated and marginalized.&...

Another thread full of rants and asshats....

This blog is about this thread in which it appears men who flock to agencies attest that independent escorts are often has beens and overpriced. Yes another thread where "hobbyists" are complaining about what independent escorts are charging......

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Fathers day

To all the care givers, dads, fathers, may you have an amazing, happy and peaceful weekend, surrounded by those you love. To those who no longer have their dad, may his memories bring you solace. 

My Father has been deceased for a number of years now. It doesn't become e...

The "ole" U S of A

With many states now criminalizing those who perform abortions, it does seem that we are going back to the days of old. I'm grateful for many reasons to be a Canadian. But take note, often what happens in the ole U S of A often filters into our country. I saw this post on twitter and was surp...

Do animals understand....

Most who know me know of my feelings towards animals. They know I value them as much as I value any life. I see them as equal to humans. I believe all that is given life should be allowed to live it.

 I believe animals understand death....this article is an interesting one relating t...

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yesterday......

So, yesterday while tweeting on twitter, I came upon a picture. I thought looked familar....lol, it was an older picture of me......yet an escort in the states was passing it off as herself.  She had added some filters to it and cropped out what could be seen of my face.She had this pic ...

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Some weeks are better than others....

The ebbs and flows in this business can often be so unpredictable. So busy one day that there aren't enough hours, and other days linger without anything to do, rather anyone to do....wink, wink, lol. the past few days have been wonderful, even tho rain filled, I was gifted with repeat client...

Please don't do this..

As an escort I've learned that certain behaviors displayed by clients are to be seen as red flags. Experience has taught me this, and my intuition has also been a keen teacher. I've been led astray occasionaly and regrettfully, when thinking with my heart, instead of my intuition or for ignor...

twitter spats....

I'm a fervent twitter poster. Of late, there is a group of ladies who are posting continously about their dislike for one another. Not knowing any of them personally, I can't attest to who is right, wrong or justified. I can only offer support and understanding, with hopes of a resolve for all of...

Rates...

This subject gets me so annoyed . It's 2019 and still we have ladies charging ridiculously low fees, and clients still complaining that rates are too high. When I became an independent in 2011, I was charging 250/260 hourly. I was fine with that since before that time, I was working in servic...

It's not all Milankovitch.....

One of the subjects I'm most often wanting to learn more about and talk about is climate change. I'm a believer that our planet is in immediate danger because of our actions, not because of natural causes. Yes I've been educated about the natural cycles of warming and cooling, the Milankovitc...

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Happy long weekend....

I love the leisure these holiday weekends bring. Everything slows down, so I do as well. Time for visiting the parks, enjoying a good restaurant and taking in a movie, are the ideal ways I love to relax. If you'd care to join me, I just might accept your invitation, if you ask:) Have a specta...

Whore

Some ladies won't care what you call them, and that is good for them. However if you call me a "whore", I'll assume you are disrespecting me. And please don't assume that I'm ashamed of being a sex worker, but "whore" to me is a derogatory term. I prefer to be referred as an escort, a compani...

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Why compare?

Ugh, every now and then some guy will come along that one might assume wasn't mothered properly, or,  who was dropped on his head, one to many times....One could easily assume this by his inarticulateness or his lack of understanding the obvious, to which he feels the need to share publi...

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Another erotic tale....And so the sheets were mussed.....

Rene couldn't have been happier, she had finally settled into her new place. Her job, as an interior designer, was doing better than ever and her fiance, Brett, would be moving in soon. Two more days and they'd finally be together....Rene had taken time off of work to prep for his arrival. She ha...

The laws....

The laws enacted back in 2014, billc36, are ridiculous and enacted in the guise that having done so will "protect" women and stop human trafficking....they do anything but. Hopefully this case  

Be careful....

 

This article on "sneak and peek" surveillance that was conducted on the spa involving Robert Kraft should have some of us concerned for our privacy....

Changes.......

This year has been a curious one. A challenging one and an intersting one. There certainly have been some changes. Changes in how clients contact me, in their attitudes and from lisitening to other escorts, changes for many and not in a good way.....but why? 

 When ...

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Happy Easter...

Wishing everyone a happy, safe, fun and peaceful holiday weekend. May you get to enjoy delicious food, beautiful weather and the love of family and friends.

Leoslist......

There has been a lot of commotion in the last couple of days (see twitter feed) concerning an escort out of BC being responsible for Leolist losing it's processing abilities to accept cash and or cc payments, Vip favors as well (they are sister co's). This caused some of us to panic a bit as ...

Ho martyr's

Ho Martyr's.....That is what I'll refer to those ladies who voiced their dislike to my twitter post about screening. my post read- "To the ladies who don't screen, you are teaching clients that their anonmyity is more important than our saftey, good on ya!"

Amber meow lead the lash back, ...

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Sicko's.....

I just don't get it....I have no understanding towards the mindset of those who trophy hunt. I'm not accepting of their "sport" and will never accept any reasoning for it. I think those who seek out these types of hunts in order to kill an animal that poses them no harm, nor food, only a trop...

It's poop time....

The snow and ice have now gone and it's clear to see how many lazy dog owners live in my area and also those who continue to abuse our parks. What is most frustrating are those who take the time to pick up their dogs poop then toss the bagged stuff back on the ground. What causes people to be so ...

Popcorn and a movie...

One of my favorite past times, is curling up and watching a movie at home, or at the theatre. Of course the snacks make it better. Popcorn and loads and loads of butter.....

One of my twitter followers had mentioned this movie yesterday, I had forgotten all about it, I'm not ...

Who can you trust....

This link is about a police officer who abused some women he had arrested... https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/03/22/police-unit-went-after-stormy-daniels-moral-crimes-now-due-misconduct-theyve-been-disbanded/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.f3d029d4b8d

This blog is abou...

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Happy St. Patrick's day...

May the luck of the Irish find you today. Celebrate safely, be kind and have fun!!

A little folk lore.....

The Shamrock

Perhaps the best-known legend of Saint Patrick involves the...

More bias....

https://www.lyla.ch/topic/175851-sps-for-heavy-men/

 In this thread a jeffsanders22 claims that lyla is the only place to find an authentic provider..well good for you Jeff for being so small minded and biased... I'm not on lyla, and I am most certainly, authentic., as are many other...

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Touring

I'm so looking forward to warmer weather so I can hit the road again. The past year I've done a few tours througout the Matitimes and have had a blast. I'm one who loves staying in hotels, dining out and going on short road trips. Although I've done this in the winter months, and made out fin...

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The time change

Yes!! Finally a sign of spring, the time changes Saturday night. We'll see the sunrise earlier and set later. But no break in the cold...If you're in need of warming up, I'm here for you.. just call. I'd love to put some spring in your step:)

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Hey how are you.....

It's 2 am and he texts "wanting to know how I'm doing"....or it's 3:45 am, and he's asking "if I'd like to visit him at his hotel", or it's 1:15 am and he wants to know "if I want to party". Etc, etc.

Every morning when I wake, I can be assured to have to scroll thru any where from as few...

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The GFE

This acronym is short for the Girl Friend Experience, and my favorite type of date. Some believe in order for a date to be considered a Gfe, certain services have to be performed. I don't follow those thoughts. I believe it's a style of service in which two people let down their guards and allow ...

The client.....

As an escort, I've met a number of men over the years, from all walks of life, with all different types of personalities, of all different religions, ethnicitys, beliefs, married, single, partnered, and from all ages. As young as, early 20's and as mature as 70 something.....and one thing I'v...

Oh the irony.....

     https://www.lyla.ch/topic/175347-whats-up-with-escorts-canada/  Interesting fodder?..... So I can say, I wasn't aware that vipfavors/leoslist is part of the lyla brand....apparently I'm one of a few....

It is ironi...

Hierarchy...

Some escorts feel the need to distingusih themselves from others by giving an impression that they're better than, so they create what is called a hierarchy....

The hierarchy among escorts is as old as the profession. It's hurtful to many when used, narcissistic, imo and isn'...

It's shocking....

That's the headline the news reports are leading with....... Robert Kraft sought out a prostitute. OMG!!! You'd think it was the first time in history.You'd think he had committed the most heinous of crimes. Come on, he just wanted to get off.....

  He wanted some sex, s...

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That Stripper....

When I awoke this morning, I turned on my tv, as it was still to early to get out of bed... The Trevor Noah show was on. I was about to turn the channel when I overheard him start condescendingly commenting about "some stripper"(his wording). He was so condescending, he was so sure that if a stri...

Don't forget Tommie....

There are many stories like this one, sad to say. So many I can't post them all. I want people to understand that we shouldn't ignore these stories, we should want those who cause such suffering and cruelty punished. We should follow the stories until they're solved and remember the victims. ...

Money talks....

Sometimes money is the only way to express your feelings....

Yesterday, Feb19th, a tradgedy struck a family in Halifax. All 7 of their children died in a house fire. I don't know what I would have said had I faced the parents in person. As there are no words that could soften...

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my erotic story

my erotic story….. We had met casually on a couple of occasions, he was attending a class I was taking and he was also a friend of a friend. On this occasion, a get together to celebrate a birthday, he stood out. He wore a suit which flattered his physique. He was tall, even next to me...

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My name is Cristy....

Dear Mr. so and so....I like to be called Cristy. I know when you send your text and refer to me as sweetie, sexy, babe,hun, or any other name that is not Cristy, you're trying to be friendly, even sexy, I will assume, but I find it annoying and a turn off. I like my chosen name. So please, w...